GOOD morning Cochem!
We got up about 7am and got moving so we could shower and get to Castle Eltz about when they opened. They open at 9:30 - we SO missed that timeline, but it was close enough. We headed over to the main hotel to 1) eat breakfast and 2) get the car out of the garage.
Being mountain goats and going straight up the side of the hill/mountain around the river valley - I really wish you could really feel how very STEEP these hills are and how treacherous it really feels going UP these hills... eeek!

We got to the parking area around the castle and I knew the secret that it was in a valley and NOT on a hill... but I didn't tell Butch this... hey, fail to do your homework when I send you the itinerary, it's all a surprise to you... we got to the entrance where there was a shuttle pickup and I said "let's walk" ... something I never say - again, I knew we were headed down hill! ha! It's .5 km into the castle from the parking area. Easy walk if you hadn't had way too many coffees at breakfast... really - ha! I had to duck off the side of the road down a trail to pee... and I wasn't the only one who had ever done that... but I was nice enough NOT to leave tissues behind... and for me (if you know me) it's not a big deal because I always have supplies and dog-poo bags, so I don't leave any evidence behind - unlike some people who left tissues all over the ground... like all OVER the place. It was a popular potty spot apparently! ha! That issue taken care of we continued down the mountain and lined up...

This is our first experience in the land of COVID... it is one way in/out of the castle, period. So - we kept our distance and sanitized our hands as instructed and made our way trough the outside of the castle in a clockwise motion...
1563... or is that a 1363? I can never tell. The history on this place is phenomial!
Becuase of it's location and the influence of the families who lived here this is one of the only castles in Germany that was NOT destroyed in it's time. So it's all original.
That downspout!!!!
What is NOT to love about this downspout?
Don't forget to look down on occasion while there... below you is the "river" eltz - it's more of a stream, but the vantage point of this castle puts it where they could defend from the entry way and there were other defensive positions on the other side of the walk way over as well...
Once such battlement on the north side of the castle. I think that's the north anyway... and the river in the background as well. It's not deep - it's actually fairly clear with a rocky bottom.
No one was around so we took a mask free shot going into the building for our tour!
And again from the top where we can see more of the battlement and the river below.
** I found the shot I sent to the kids!!**
This is a horrible shot of these things... I had taken a picture for the girls because the far left looks like the beginnings of a cyberman and the one right next to it has kissy lips... why the photo in my camera altered to a tiny format that I can't zoom in on makes me sad as it was a super cute picture of the two helmets :( Oh, well, this one will have to remain a memory of how cute it was instead of a picture :)
The tours with the restrictions are a bit smaller, so they don't cram you in and rush you through - which is good, but it's bad at times as well because they can't get as manny through so it makes for longer lines getting in. I guess we didn't see a lot of the hurry up and wait... on this one as we lined up and were able to head right in... I think we only had a 15/20 minute wait for the english speaking tour.
baskets and hooks to hang food from in the kitchens to help protect from rats. MMMMm... yuck. The cabinet in the lower left is their fridge as it is in the super thick walls...
better picture of the cabinet
crockery closet
LOOK at that fireplace!!!! Wow and it's in the base of the house, not in a separate room... so they could keep this going for food/heat in the winter... had to be miserable in the summer however. The slate in the firebed is also original and allowed for better airflow to the fires... and they would have to sweep out the ashes from those tiny grooves - what a pain. They were like that throughout the house upstairs as well. talk about hard work!!!



Mind the meter.... well, meter and a half - MOST did not do this... they are crowders, but honestly between the improperly worn masks and little old ladies who would pull theirs down below their noses... I didn't feel like i was EVER protected from them. They, however, were protected from me... but I also have added pipe cleaners to mine to shape it away from my nose so it doesn't suck to my face AND shapes around the top of my nose as well as allowing a tiny area around my chin for extra exhaust. It was the old that had improper masks for the most part... here's hoping they all stay healthy!
Butch insists these were games... I insisted per the paper I was given that they are snuff boxes.
MY PEOPLE... yes, this guy is POOPING!!!
I'm horrible, I found him hilarious and ha to get the full picture view of him!!
And with that we were done with Castle Eltz.... we did take the shuttle up because there was NO way I was going to be able to walk out of that valley!!
On the way home we saw this in the distance... I thought it was a castle...NOPE... it's a church!
Details as seen on google...
We did not go in... we had a full day planned.
Back on the road to go to the suspension bridge Geierlay We had asked our server at breakfast and she did not recommend it... Honestly? it's a once in a lifetime thing. It's the 2nd longest in Germany... and it was cool just to go over and back.
Direction we're headed....
Direction we came from ... well there was a left turn at the trees...
and on the way back there was a nice farm girl set up with her ice cream truck there... and we did have a cone on our walk back to car.
Finally in the trees and shade walking along... Butch outpaces me by far all the time... I am out for a stroll, he is out to GET somewhere. I'm out to see the sights and not die!!
In line with waiting... the story of COVID. BUT there was a drink guy there (he umbrellas) and the line started just in front of that ... so it wasn't THAT long of a line. There was "security" there to tell you when to go as they had it set up to do one way only. So... we were really taking our chance of getting to the other side and waiting to get back for a while - ha!
finally rounded the corner to see the actual bridge. Very impressive. But then again, I have never been on a suspension bridge, so I was easily impressed... and thankfully not scared of heights.
Towards where we were going (behind us)...
The way we had been (behind us!)
We managed to get pretty far between groups on the way back over and we only had to wait about 1/2 hour before they reversed the direction of flow so we got there, stood in the shade a bit, then got in line to head on back to the other side where our car was :)
This is the house I sat in front of trying not to die - hahaha! We were mostly back to the car by this time and I was dying... so I sat on a bench in the shade and admired the slate going most of the way down the side of this house... yes, that is slate, not wood. Interesting, eh?
AND back to the hotel to enjoy some adult beverages and relax a little. We even snuck in a nap this afternoon well, WE would be Butch, I didn't sleep, but I did lay down with shoes and socks off!!) before dinner. Dinner was in town and it was
My dinner to the left - Schnitzel - Butch to the right - SchweinSteak.
SUPER yummy but mostly because we hadn't eaten all day. Butch is weird. He won't eat if it's close to dinner than lunch so when we finished our hike at 3pm he suggested an icecream cone instead of lunch... and honestly being HOT and super tired I was OK with that and had a bit of coke when I got back to the hotel... so I was super hungry and ALMOST finished it all... the salad was oil and vinegar from some coleslaw at the bottom of it... SO light and good... then the Schnitzel with gravy and mushroom..YUMMMMM Then we waddled back to the hotel and watched the sunset again...
our hotel - our room is just above the red awning - 2nd room from the left... with the flowers, not with the sign... with the flowers... they smell just as good as they look!!
this is the tower we can see from our room across the river... very cool - it's at the beginning (end) of the shopping area. We saw a LOT of dessert places and we were so stuffed any time we ate, we never wanted dessert - again, the whole thing of not grazing all day long.. I don't get it - ha! Our family is not big dinner people... we're eat when you're hungry even if it means you have icecream for dinner... not with Butch... I was a fat tick every time we went home after dinner...
OK, (hotel carpet) every time I looked down I saw flying squirrels, NOT brown flowers... I challenge you NOT to see flying squirrels now every time you look at this pattern - hahaha!